farter martyr
whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person’s emotional distress.
for example, scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. scott farts silently in the conference room, but josh, in recognition of scott’s distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent scott from having a psychological breakdown. josh is a farter martyr.
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