farting gift
the act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
person 1: that party was the worst.
person 2: don’t worry, i made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
(1) letting out a sbd (slient but deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. this works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
double points if the party is really boring.
this creates a gift for them. a fart gift.
(2) giving someone a “fart in a box”, as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.
(3) farting in someones face. say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.
(1) chase- “oh man, this is a boring party”
miles- “no kidding”
chase- “lets get going”
miles- “ok. lets leave a farting gift!”
chase- “yeah! -high fives miles”
both- -let out a silent but deadly fart, then run-
(2) travis- -farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut-
rick- -opens travis’ present-
travis- “haha (giggles)”
rick- -smells the box-
travis- -lols-
rick- “ew! ew!! ugh!”
rick- “ew! ew! ewww!! holy cr-p! yuck!”
travis- -rofl-
(3) patrick- “hey, bill!”
bill- “what?”
patrick- “i got you a present”
bill- “really? thanks bud!”
patrick- “ok, close your eyes”
bill- -closes eyes-
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