Fartograhper
one who smells farts and rates them. i met one such chap on a european holiday, neil from nz. strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see fartograhpy
neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.
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