Farts and Crafts
prior to s-x, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his -n-s. he then c-ms on a woman’s face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.
todd performed farts and crafts on linda.
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