Fartspartagus


a name given to jack-offs that likes to p-ss gas in crowded
locations, preferably closed-in sp-ces were air is not ventilated.

fart- comes from p-ssing gas out the -n-s. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.

spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the roman m-sses.
combined; fart+spartagus as one name used in anger.
d-mn, you fartspartagus!!

an -ssmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.

a person standing in a long line on a hot day that p-sses gas in front of you when you are next.

a rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.

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