Fashionably Late
the refined art of being just late enough (5 minutes or so) to give the impression that you are a busy, popular person that was held up with other business.
she arrived at the party fashionably late.
depending on the type/style of the event fashionably late can also range from 5 minutes (to a dinner date or a small gathering) to 45 minutes-1 hour (21st parties please note that there are also varying categories of 21st parties and discretionary judgement must be exercised). this time frame, or ‘cushion’, allows enough other people to have already arrived so that it is not only the birthday person and their parents in attendance and also conveys the possibility that you have come from a previous engagement (please refer to above definition).
1 hour late to a dinner party is socially unnacceptable and can protray an undesired tone of self importance however an hour late to a keg party is -ssumed and will be recognised as being fashionably late (again discretion must be employed to ensure that the beer will not be finished prior to your arrival).
when you show up to a party late, so everyone will think you have a life.
woah! johnny showed up to the party fashionably late! he is soooo cool!
when c-m/s-m-n seeps out of ur limp p-n-s 5-10 minutes after masturbating
when i was walking around i had a couple fashionably late guests arrive.
to be dead having departed this earth in a manner or with timing that fits the current zeitgeist.
“had ledger not been fashionably late ‘the dark knight’ would have bombed.”
“amy winehouse seems to be determined to be fashionably late.”
“stabbed? how fashionably late of him.”
fashionably late ,is when you show up to a party 5 minutes late with a super model stuck on your c-ck…….
look! lee just showed up 5 minutes late with a super model stuck on his c-ck…now thats what i call fashionably late
the opposite of c-mming too soon (premature -j-c-l-t–n); when a guy is more than able to satisfy his broad by making his deposit late into the f-ck fest
all the girls appreciate that moco is always fashionably late!
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