Fast and the Furious

the holy grail of rice-boy movies (you know, the loud, obnoxious kids with slow cars). explains many mysteries and fads of the current import car scene. proves that form over function is the true defenition of import racing and that one don’t have to go fast to win a race. promotes the use of obscure facts (read: hp/l is more important than hp or lb/ft). also, a great insult for a wannabe stunt double for said movie. it’s nitrous, morons.
man i just watched the fast and the furious! now i gotta get an apc wing, fart cannon m-ffler, led washer nozzles and some phat stickers if i’m gonna beat those dumbestic white boys! azn powah.
the movie that doubled the price of toyota supras just because they were in the movie. the only good part of the movie is when vin diesel drives the dragster on the street.
d00d i bought fast and the furious
the movie that made everyone who modify imports, ” ricers ”
i f-cking hate fast and the furious
a completely pointless modification done to a car not worth modifying.
1. look at that fast and the furious spoiler on that cavalier.

2. hey, do you hear that fast and the furious exhaust on that civic?
movie that was made by r-t-rds, for r-t-rds. why the heck in the beginning is there an exhaust manifold pressure build-up? its pretty much a tube going to the back of the car, how would there be pressure problems? i could see boost failure off of the turbo… maybe. and when it does fail, why does the floor fall out? firs the manifold is in the engine compartment, second, the floor is one big stamped piece of steel, there is no reason for it to be bolted on…

and n-body would take a supra like that to fix up. its a toyota and thus there are many, why waste your time with a rusted out pos?

tells you that any car is faster with t3h naws yo!!!

thanks fast and the furious for raising a bunch of r-t-rds that think a jetta, 240sx, or supra could kill ferraris
in the fast and the furious, everyon likes to talk about the scene where paul beats the ferarri with his supposedly (supposed because getting a rusted out car to look like that is pretty much impossible) cheaper supra. but don’t forget, the ferarri drives off a loser, but with a smokin hot babe in the p-ssenger seat that he will undoubtedly bang all knight. paul gets to drive off with the ever- attractive vin diesel. who would you rather have hot, sweaty s-x with, smokin hot babe, or good ol vinnie?
quite possibly the worst made movies on the face of this earth. makes people who have remote knowledge of automobiles cry. now, everyone thinks that the more stickers you apply to your car, the faster it goes, and that all asians with riced out cars own a kawasaki ninja, have about 20 b-tches, and perform drive-bys with tmp’s. not to mention, has caused an incredible surge in little children to buy a toyota supra and be a ‘street racer’. see torque converter.
due to common belief, the more stickers you have behind your rear wheels on your front wheel drive honda civic doesn’t induce more traction. the fast and the furious can blow me.
an undeservedly popular film that, considering it is set in a real world where the laws of physics and science apply, is bereft of even the slightest shred of credibility. so much so that even a scene of someone taking a p-ss on a pavement would have been executed in the most unrealistic manner possible. in fact, p-ss could no doubt be converted into emergency fuel in this films universe. but taking the p-ss is all this film will do to anyone with a 3 digit iq.

it, along with it’s many sequels and clones, is widely responsible for motivating the chav populace of britain to mod their 2nd hand/ stolen / scr-pyard vauxhall nova’s by adding spoilers, neon lights and great big exhausts that virtually any person could fit up.

to put the tw-ttyness of this film into perspective, the opening racing scene strongly alludes that the main characters car is going so fast that he is just one inch away from time travel. anyone who watches on beyond this scene, on basis of enjoyment and not criticism, is a f-cking c-nt of the highest order. for bonus tw-ttage, vin diesel is seen wearing a christian necklace throughout, despite his spare time hobbies of illegal street racing, highway thieving and gang related drive-by shootings.

rated “r” for r-t-rds.
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