Fastball

a very nice band that formed in austin, texas in the 1990s.
“dude, did you hear that song by fastball, “the way?” it’s amazing!”
infamous hashtag that is trending nationwide thanks to charlie sheen.
ready for my next #fastball, world? plan better applies to everything where an excuse now sits. try it. u won’t be wrong. ever. #planbetter
a so-so houston based band. had 1 hit, the way, in the mid-ish 90’s.
“but where were they going without ever knowing the way?”
the act of slapping ones friend across the face with a hand that recently resided upon your sack and taint. best performed after a night of dancing and drinking. caution, execution of a successful fast ball will require a retreat with due haste as the recipient of the fast ball will retaliate with extreme violence. best executed whilst already running from your victim.
person 1: i can’t believe you fast balled eddie! didn’t you remember he’s our ride home?

person 2: ijust keep running/i
fastest pitch in baseball. there are several varieties, such as the 4-seam, 2-seam, cutter, and split.
got him swinging at the 2-2 fastball.
1. a high speed pitch from a pitcher on the opposing baseball team
2. the state police term for a afro- american male. used by sliding 2 fingers up and down your fore-arm. also see deuce
1. that pitcher threw a 101 mph. fastball and struck me out.
2. i pulled a car over last night for d.u.i. and the driver was a drunk fastball…
when you place your hand in a cup-shaped form behind your -ss. then you fart into your hand and move your hand (still in cup shape) towards your friend / person’s nose, carrying the fart in it. hence a fastball.
my fastball just knocked out kim dollof.