fat bitch rodeo
when man whispers “you are the fattest most disgusting pig i have ever seen” into the ear of an -ssumedly fat woman while he on top of her having s-x in the doggystyle position. she will be angered and will begin trying to buck the man off of her and the man must try to stay on top, hence, fat b-tch rodeo.
i lasted 12 sec–nds the last time i did a fat b-tch rodeo.
a game commonly played by groups of young men. each player goes into a club, and starts chatting up the fattest people in there. then, simultaniously, they all jump on the fat person’s back, and whoever can ride there ‘fat b-tch’ the longest wins. see also ‘kentucky b-tch rodeo’ and ‘swedish b-tch rodeo’
‘we played a great game of fat b-tch rodeo last night. i rode mine for a minute and a half!’
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