Fat Cans


one who has excessively large buckets, jugs, melons, fun bags, kahunas, knockers, pilows, or commonly know as “t-ts” or “taties” in spanish
brett: holly sh-t joe! look at dianes fat cans!

joe: d-mn were gonna need a can opener.
brett: might need to use the table mount opener.

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