Fat Jewing
the act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and p-ssing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.
brendon: “josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his twitter account.”
rane: “no dude – he’s a total biter. he’s mastered the art of fat jewing.”
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