mutant love
when two individuals, get together and both are completely the opposite ends of the spectrum on looks and attractiveness that they mold together their uneven curves, face, body and mutate and kiss and love each other. to the eyes of any viewer, they come to the scorned conclusion that what they see is but a m-ss of mutating love.
example: a fat white albino guy 300lbs+ dating a skinny anorexic alcoholic native guy/chick and they make out on the transit!
viewer: “oh gawd tom, look over there.. its mutant love! they are sharing their impoverished genes!”
tom: “i see what you mean bill, maybe they will sp-wn an albino native child who drinks mayo flavored alcohol without any shame!”
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