Srirachagasm
an -rg-sm, either throat or genital, achieved while eating sriracha sauce.
“jason, what did you do?” -middle school princ-p-l
“i had some sriracha on my burger and i ended up c-mming all over the cafeteria.” -jason
“oh, a srirachagasm?” -middle school princ-p-l
“no, my girlfriend was jacking me off under the table.” -jason
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