Fat Nerd Standards

a state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn’t photoshopped or surgery’d to ‘perfection’ is less than woman enough for their fat nerd s-x.
fearne cotton does not meet my fat nerd standards, i would much rather m-st-rb-t- over hentai or pamela anderson.

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