Fauxcha


a mocha-like drink using hot chocolate mix instead of fancy chocolate sauce for the base. a fauxcha tastes very similar to a real mocha, except they are significantly cheaper. not considered a legitimate espresso beverage to any coffee sn-b, so watch out. pr-nounced foh-kha.
bob: wow! this mocha is really good!

coffee sn-b: hehem, that is not a mocha you noob, it’s a fauxcha! loser.

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