Fauxque
(false barbeque) meat advertised as barbeque, but is not prepared using any traditional barbeque techniques.
“hey, i’m hungry for some barbeque. let’s h-t the mcd’s and grab a mcrib.”
“are you crazy! that’s not barbeque, that’s fauxque!
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