fauxrthodox
a person who claims to be an orthodox jew, may look like one, and act like one around others, but acts completely insane and inappropriate around the non-frum and goyim.
lana looks like and claims to be an orthodox jew, but because of constantly breaking shabbat sneaking around, lying to her husband, and cheating, she’s fauxrthodox.
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