when a girl is afraid to suck, jerk, or touch d-ck. this is more in depth than a prude because people with fearful d-ck syndrome (fds) will hook up and do everything except things that involve d-cks.
nick hooked up with catherine last night. she didn’t give him dome because of her fearful d-ck syndrome so he stop talking to her for the rest of the year.
- bud zoned
after fiercely pursuing and fantasizing about a potential love interest, bud zoning is the act of relegating said fantasy into a “friend” and no longer being able to picture them as an object of s-xual desire. bud zoned is the word to refer to a guy that is no longer a s-xual interest to a […]
n. facial hair style where you grow out your beard or goatee long enough to the point that you tie it to your p-b-s. if grizzly adams keeps up the good work, he could tuck in that beard, run it down his shirt, into his pants, and tie it to is grizzly jungle and have […]
the skin between the b–bies. shes got some serious buefous!
a tall ugly beastman, usually a busted sk-nk. also referred to as an uggo. that buggawof in the s-ssafr-ss tree has a small kittin hiddin in his metallic mickey mouse f-nny pack.
describes a man (usually a northern businessman) who has so much muscle he can barely close his arms. percy: alex, are you a grott? alex: yeah, people look at me and think “grott” because i can hardly close my arms. it helps also that i have business to take care of. when a man starts […]