Fecal Hand Shake
the act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your -n-s and not washing your hands. this is a common occurrence in the workplace.
jaybird, i just saw old man chinnuz walking out of the sh-tter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake
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