Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation
fecal particulate olfactory simulation, or fpos, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.
i was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst fpos ever… i couldn’t escape it.
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