feeling like a beat dick


the feeling usually characterized by soreness, fatigue, and/or overall lack of energy due to any of the following scenarios:

hangovers
s-x fests
mid terms or finals

person 1: i’m f-cking wasted… we drank a lot!

person 2: yeah, you’re gonna be feeling like a beat d-ck tomorrow!

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