Fem Eng
an engineering program in which there is an abnormally high percentage of women. men in these programs are often spited by other male engineers out of jealousy. this is commonly present in chemical engineering.
guy 1(dumb-ss eng elitist):omgz nanotechnology engineering the best!!11!
guy 2: hey, chem eng is pretty cool!
guy 1: you mean fem eng?
guy 2: yeah it’s crazy how many chicks are in my cl-ss!
guy 1: f-ck you. they’re probably lesbians.
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