female douchebag
a female that is indeed such a horrible, stupid, and disrespectful person that they can be compared as something only used to clean a disgusting and smell v-g-n-. yuck!
-a douchebag really can be male or female and people that think only males can be douchebags, are douchebags. if you are a female douchebag, the examples relate to you.
if at least two of these relate to you, congratulations, you are a female douchebag.
-(if you didn’t get that that was sarcasm, you’re a female douchebag.)
-wearing fake nails, having a bellyb-tton piercing, fake tanning, etc. (jersey sh-r- crew.)
-watching jersey sh-r- because it’s cool
-not knowing and/or caring about the difference between its, it’s, their, there, they’re, your, you’re, etc.
-one who dumps their friends for a boyfriend/girlfriend (if lesbo or bis-xual)
-sl-ts
-one who doesn’t trust themselves and is desperate, an attention seeker, and makes everyone else’s life miserable
-a wanna be
-one who smells terrible! one who either uses douche or who doesn’t wash their v-g-n- and lets it crust and reek (when around people)
-f-ckers, cheaters, etc.
-you guys get the point.
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