Femenist Llama
a s-xual act, usually done by an angry female whose suitor has done her wrong, whereby a female performs oral s-x on a male parter and allows him to j-zz in her mouth. next, the female proceeds to stand up, spit the j-zz back in her male partner’s face, and punch him in the junk.
first female: “i can’t believe he said he wanted to break up! are you okay?”
second female: “yeah, i’m fine. i gave him a femenist llama as a going away present.”
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