fempro
from “feminine” + “progenitor”: a woman who has given birth to a child but is too selfish, too neurotic, or too narcissistic to be a mother to the child she has produced. to be used in place of “mother” or “mom,” etc.
“i tried to tell my fempro that i have terminal cancer and only two months to live, but she just kept whining about her toenail fungus.”
“fempro, i know you never wanted me and i’m a completely worthless child; and i understand that the dog sh-t on the bottom of your shoe is more intelligent and better looking than me; and i realize that i’m just like my good-for-nothing father, but can’t i please have my lunch money? the school bus is here!”
a crotchety old woman unwilling to accept the truth. known to rationalize the actions of a maspro with the words “you were a s-xual child”.
my grandmother is a fempro.
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