femsplaining
femsplaining
fem•splain•ing — noun
the act of a woman — typically, of the feminist variety — to mistakenly believe she knows more than a man and about a man’s actions, then attempts to explain her “knowledge” via word-vomit.
i endured megan femsplaining about how men sit on the subway train, then she femsplained some more about how she -ssumes men feel. feminist misandry femsplaining mansplaining feminism masculinity manspreading
the tendency of some women to mistakenly believe that they automatically know more about any given topic than a man does and who, consequently, proceeds to explain to him, correctly or not, things that he already knows.
man a: when she started femsplaining to me what it really meant to be a man in the 21st century, i got up and left.
man b: really, what else could you do?
#femsplaining #mansplaining #misandry #misogyny #feminism #masculism
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