ferreting


ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting with their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. the term has evolved into a s-xual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. in the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. to truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the partic-p-nt’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.
ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down
1.) cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers

2.) to cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. a very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other
a: what did you do last night?

b: oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. i was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep

a: oh yea, ferreting is nice.
manovering round a night club or similar establishment, placing stickers of your face on girls breats.

a popular challenge for a stag on his last night of freedom.

technique: pat pat grope
dave had a good night ferreting last night. everywhere i turned there were ladies sporting his face on their ferrets.
the act of scratching ones own a–hole.
dude, got an itch or are you prarie d-gg-ng? nah, that’s when somethings coming out….. i’m going in, so i’m “ferreting”!
a game gay males play buy letting ferrets run up their -ss.
yo you seen vw today ? i bet that gay b-st-rd is ferreting one of his rats agin.

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