fess
short for confess. most popularly used when asking a friend to ‘fess up
come on fess up where’d you get that…
acadian french for b-tt cheeks.
jenny has nice fesses.
anonymous confessions app for high schoolers to post secrets, crushes, compliments etc. to the rest of the kids at their school.
“omg did you see what was posted on fess about mr. jones? scandaloussssssss!”
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“hey was it you who fessed about what happened at friday’s party?”
“no! but i’m dying to find out who it was!”
french canadian slang for b-ttocks. one b-tt cheek would be “fess” and both b-tt cheeks would be “fesses”
sit your fess in the chair! both fesses!
f-cking mess. when you can’t get your life together and when you have lost control all together.
zomg! collette is such a fess! she forgot about cl-ss and didn’t finish her project!
1. (verb) to admit that you did something wrong or damaging; shortened form of “confess”
2. (noun) to be highly professional; to treat something as if it were purely business
1. he fessed up to borrowing mike’s car.
2. he wore a suit and a tie during finals week. what a fess!
to lie, to be untruthful, to bullsh-t someone
what i’m fessin’?
i fess not
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