Monkey Ass
n. stupid f-ck
ima kick yo monkey -ss.
a stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)
get cho monkey -ss off the computer and do your homework.
the resultant condition from prolonged periods of poor personal hygiene (i.e. lack of showering) and physical activity leading to an uncomfortable, sweaty, red burning -ss reminiscent of a large, red and bulbous monkey’s -ss which has been dragged through the sand and dirt all day and appears quite painful.
(see the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)
dude i gotta take a shower – i got some wicked monkey -ss!
one who acts badly or stupid.
i’ll whoop yo monkey -ss.
a very bad smelling object, with a pungent,vivacious, and overwheling odor.
“d-mn! your gym shoes got some monkey-ss smell to ’em”
the chapped -ss you get after sweating all day be it at work or in gym.
“man i’ve got h-lla monkey -ss”
1) someone who behaves and embodies the functional capacity of a monkey in human form.
2) a human being with a large baboon-like -ss. synonym: baboon–ss
1) look! that guy is eating his own poo! what a monkey -ss!
2) holy sh-t! the b-m on that woman is unequaled, even compared to the sum of any two human beings! what a monkey -ss!
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