Fiduciary Droop
the inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.
pageant-winner jessica’s inexplicable engagement to walter (of toad hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of fiduciary droop.
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