fifty wiper
when you go for a sh-t and after you’ve finished it takes many and much toilet tissue to get a clean result. as opposed to a good clean sh-t where you are claps shut with no residue to smear about
thought i was going for a quick sh-t but it turned into a fifty wiper
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