fighting chair
term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal “fighting chair” as you battle with a t-rd that’s trying dislodge your -n-s from your body. some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides aka as a “-ssacide”
dude, logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!
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