fighting the bear
from wisconsin, where people know how to drink. chasing an irish car bomb with a jager bomb. so named for its extreme difficulty, the manly prowess of those who accomplish it, and the frequent bearlike belches that accompany the feat. the taker often finds themself stepping backward and windmilling their arms ala an attacking bear.
not for the faint of liver.
tim: dear god man, what happened to you?
jim: i was fighting the bear and i had a real hard blackout. don’t remember a thing.
tim: dude, your clothes are shredded, you stink of booze, and you’re covered in blood! i think you have frostbite!
jim: that’ll happen.
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