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• rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

  used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected s-x with random men and doesn’t clean their v-g-n-‘s out of men’s c-m after s-x, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning. did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last […]

• if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

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• ashmeeta

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