Finneran
to “finneran” is to commit an act that combines feats of acrobatics with bodily functions as a piece of expressive rage or performance art. named for gerard finneran, the man who, on a flight from buenos aires to new york, became incredibly intoxicated and enraged enough to march into first cl-ss, lower his pants, mount a drinks cart, and defecate on it before using the c-cktail napkins to wipe and walk back to his seat. mike tyson summed up finneranning as follows: “i have nothing but love for a guy who has the br-ss b-lls to cr-p on a drinks cart. who hasn’t been on a flight and wanted to grow a tail on the drinks cart? this finneran guy is a hero, a legend to all those who take courageous actions that everyone else is too chicken sh-t to do. ”
dude! you got so wasted and jenny’s party. you finneranned in her mom’s panty drawer!
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