finonkey


a wild mythical creature mainly located in shaded areas such as woods and caves. he was first decovered in 2016 and has been known as a average person called fin. he is a cross between a person and and a donkey. they are very rare to come across but if you do see one approach with care as the are know to be quite arggressive. they can be tamed but you have to feed it and give it lots of attention. overall he is a loving but careful creature!
have you ever seen a ‘finonkey’ they are very rare

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