Firelands


a school district known predominantly for driving tractors to school . where it is awesome to be wearing dirty boots, driving pickup trucks and have missed out on ever having a winning sports team.
did you see that dude over there trekking mud all over the floor on the other side of the store?
ya how could i miss him!!
ya he must go to firelands!

ya did you happen to make it to school on time yesterday, cause i was late…
i was late too, but what do you expect those tractors only drive up to about 15 m.p.h.

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