firing the mortar
a hand motion that simulates masturbation.
to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to m-st-rb-t- away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of j-zz being -j-c-l-t-d from a male one eyed monster.
im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.
im firing the mortar on the hooker’s face {hand motion}
i just fired my mortar all over that hooker’s face {do the hand motion}
anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}
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