First Fatal Piss
first fatal p-ss or ffp.
this happens when you’re drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again… and again.
mira: where’s hetty gone?
charly: oh she’s having her first fatal p-ss.
-10 minutes later-
charly: hey have you seen hetty?
mira: yeah, she had to pee again.
-30 minutes later-
meg: hey do you guys know where hetty is?
mira and charly: yeah she’s in the toilet.
the first p-ss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.
lucy: oh cr-p i need to take a first fatal p-ss
dom: haha unlucky
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