First Troll
an internet user who upon noticing that some internet content such as a blog, social networking update etc. has yet to be commented on, types the comment ‘first’.
this often serves no purpose other than achieve some form of self-gratification, self-esteem boost, validation or attention-mongering.
an excellent indication of the low-mindset and intelligence level of those who indulge in such practices.
first trolls are excellent pickings for counter-trollers in flaming.
why did he put ‘first’?
they’re just a first troll.
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