Jonathan Frakes


an actor that hosted the show beyond belief for several years before fading into obscurity. he had an impressive beard and a wide -rs-nal of puns. jonathan frakes’ favorite food is beans.
“oh, h-llo! i didn’t see you there. i’m jonathan frakes, and this is the wonderful world of golf.”

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