First Week Blues


n.- the state of confusion/depression that arises during your first week at a new job. you don’t know how to do anything yet, you don’t know anyone and it is awwkwarrrrd and depressing…
joanie-
“what’s wrong renee? i thought you landed your dream job.”

renee-
“i did, i just started yesterday. i don’t want to go back, i think i may have the first week blues…”

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