fish mitten
see sn-tch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady’s front bottom (vulg)
a fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.
16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.
so john, how did last night go? did you get a try on her fish mittens?
descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent “fingering” a young lady.
joe: how far’d you get last night?
bob: not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!
colloquial term for v-g-n-.
she had a fishmitten like a aircraft hanger.
a promiscuous woman’s v-g-n-.
i pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.
Read Also:
- Witter
verb: to use twitter.com to tell the world about your mundane life; tweet cr-p; over-using twitter. “dat gal dem’s tweeted ’bout her nail extension got mash up in the waitrose checkout!” “cha, she does nuttin’ but bare witter, truss.” short for “with her” also see wittim last night i f-cked witter
- John Goodspeed
the act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved. melanie really john goodspeeded ivan today.
- Joey Graceffa
a girl that you definitely wanna take home to ma and pa… amazing girl, that you should never let go! d-mn… that whitney girl is a keeeeeeeeper! a d-mn fine and beautiful woman that you fall in love with right away, even if you don’t believe in love at first sight. she will, without a […]
- offensively tan
when someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to hispanics and african americans. tanner: i’m going to get a tan today. -tanner comes out of tanning salon- friend:d-mn girl, you’re so tan. you’re like “offensively tan” i’m so jells.
- burnley
a town in lancashire, nw england. unfortunately has had some bad press recently, particularly about the large bnp presence/racial problems and social deprivation in the town. the truth is that burnley is ok as a place but has just suffered from economic recession over the last two decades and needs a large employer or perhaps […]