five case on a three
wearing expensive clothes with a sh-tty body is like hiding your sh-tty iphone 3 with a 5 case.
erin: “wow! lookit that girl wearing oscar de la renta!”
marco: “m-ffin top, spider veins, and a spock ear… clearly, it’s a five case on a three . “
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