Five Day Status
the status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol’ p-ss pump five days a week. this is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
jim: yo, i never beat my meat at boarding school
desalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
jim: d-mn, you on the five day status!
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