Five Minute Party


a type of event which only lasts for 5 minutes, invented by cem bugra of istanbul, turkey.

a five minute party can be held to celebrate an achievement, such as publishing something or finishing a project, or to create energy on an otherwise dull day.

a five minute party is typically held in the mid-afternoon.

it involves music, dancing, and a bunch of people screaming and/or cheering. alcohol is optional. plugging your ipod into your car radio is also optional.

venue can be anywhere, but using a garage is preferred as it gives a more original feeling (a feeling sometimes confused with awkwardness).
henrik: we’ve finally just published the reports
fred: what?
henrik: the reports of the project we started like a million moons ago
cem: this calls for a five minute party! everyone down to the garage

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