Five Pound Mud Hat
:1) to be having such a sh-tty day that you feel like you’re wearing a five pound mud hat. 2) to be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) to have your head so far up your -ss that you’re wearing a five pound mud hat.
and she was all, “you want me to give you a five pound mud hat?” and i was like, “wtf’s a five pound mud hat?” and then she said, “why don’t you look it up on definithing.com -ss hole.”
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