when your so on your doing 5 and 6 things at one time.
man desal at the house fivesixin in the driveway at 3am!
the nicest guy you will ever meet. he has the patience of a mother and is very forgiving. he knows when you are emotionally in pain even through text. he knows when to keep quiet and can keep all of your secrets his laugh is really contagious and others laugh because he does. he has […]
f-cking kill me right now friend: need anything u: fkmrn
a murder that is so drawn out and painful that it takes the length of the lord of the rings trilogy dave: did you hear about joe? brad: no, what happened to him? dave: i heard that he was murdored last night. i feel awful thinking about what he went through.
- root swinger
someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) d-ck to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking d-ck. “i can’t believe jerome got that promotion, he’s one lazy f-ck…” “i can, he’s a professional root swinger!”
- keagan mclean
a gay new zealand boy who has the smallest d-ck on planet earth. “wow your d-ck is so small you must be a keagan mclean