fizzy guinness
when you loosen the lid of a carbonated drink, hold it on the top of the bottle whilst shaking it vigorously, and then quickly shove it up their -ss so the lid explodes off and a combination of froth and sh-t spills everywhere
my girlfriend p-ssed me off last night so as we finished doggy style, i snuck a fizzy guinness up her -ss
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