FKAL
fkal is an acronym for “fetching kangaroo -n-l lubricant”. it is often used by zookeepers, marsupial enthusiasts, and b–st–lity p-rn producers. it’s defenition has also been recently expanded to mean any unknown acronym which one receives in a text message and has to be looked up on the internet.
text conversation between two zookeepers:
“omg the roos r starting to mate where the f-ck r u?”
“fkal”
josh: “hey, do you have any idea what pdz stands for? julia just sent it to me.”
eric: “that’s an fkal, you’d better look it up on urbandictionary.”
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